Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
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I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
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If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha