I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
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So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Found the puke drawer
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So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.