What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
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not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
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Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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