um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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