it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
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About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
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I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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