he puts the penis in happiness.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
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I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
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can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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