Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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