if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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