They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
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He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
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You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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