But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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