yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
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