and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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