i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Randomize
