I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
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Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
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I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
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