Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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