No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Randomize
