he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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