he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
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