i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
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good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
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he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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