dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
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I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
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it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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