Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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