i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
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He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
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my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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