we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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