i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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