ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
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were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
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It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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