I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
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