btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i think i have two assholes
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
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I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
The air was thick with penises
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
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I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
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