Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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