Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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