Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
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I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
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I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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