she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
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The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
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Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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