You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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