when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
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he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
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Oh Jesus.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
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I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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