'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
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no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
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I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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