Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
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she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
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420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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