Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
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FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
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Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.