Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
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Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
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This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...