What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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