You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
accomplished twins. life is a go
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
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You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
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I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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