I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
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I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
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Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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