Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
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In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
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My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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