plz talk dirty to me
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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