Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
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