No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
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Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
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I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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