Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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