This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
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pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
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Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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