i may or may not be watching the land before time
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
