You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
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she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
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Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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