i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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