we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
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We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
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I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize