Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
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You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
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scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize