Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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