So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
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Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
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I know some influential drag queens
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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