The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
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it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
then he tried to convert me to islam
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
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Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
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