Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
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it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
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I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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