in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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