no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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