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We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
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i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
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fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
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